84 Funny and Unique Facts About Canada

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Funny Facts About Canada

Canada is the number 1 donut consumer in the world. We only have 30-million people in Canada, but we eat 1-billion donuts annually.

In Dawson City, Yukon there is a cocktail where people drink whiskey with a human toe inside. It is called the Sour Toe Cocktail. We've tried it, it's not so bad!

In Newfoundland, there is a tradition of kissing a dead cod followed by a shot of rum known as Skreech.

Canadians are Confused – Canadians are influenced by both Britain and the United States so we are on both the metric system and the imperial system..let me explain.

• Canadians are on the metric system, but not fully.
• Canadians follow speed limits and measure length in metres, but we measure our height in feet.
• We check the temperature outside in Celcius, but we cook in Fahrenheit.
• We weigh and buy our food by the kilogram but we weigh ourselves in pounds.

Yes, Canada does sell milk in bags. We personally don't drink a lot of milk ourselves, but I just recently went over to a friend's house and she still has her bagged milk in a milk container.

This was the norm while growing up and 75% of Canadians still drink their milk out of a bag. I even see bagged milk at Costco!

Canadians really do Apologize a lot. We really do say I'm sorry or sorry often. If you visit Canada for an extended period of time, chances are you'll be going home apologizing too.

Canada seems to like weird names and a trip around the country will prove it to be true.

• On the east coast, there is a town called Dildo and in the West, there is a place called Head Smashed in Buffalo Jump.

Canada has an ongoing dispute with Denmark. We have been fighting over an island in the Arctic since the 1930s. The two countries battle it out by a bottle of Canadian rye whiskey or Danish schnapps to stake their claim.

In 2012 the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist was national news when someone stole 3000 tons of maple syrup in Quebec valued at $18 million dollars.

It sounds funny, but it's big business. Canada produces 80% of the world's maple syrup.

In Churchill Manitoba, nobody locks their doors to their house or cars in case of a polar bear attack.

Canadians Speak Funny

• We say things like “eh”
• Canadians call hats tuques.
• Our one dollar coin is called a Lonnie.
• We call our two dollar coin a Toonie.

If you want to learn more about how Canadians speak, check out our post, The Great Canadian Word

Fun Facts About Canadian Laws

Thanks to Pixabay for this great Image of the Canadian Flag by Mona Tootoonchinia

It is illegal to kill a Sasquatch in British Columbia.

Smelling bad is illegal in Canada – Anyone offending a public place with an offending smell could face 2 years in jail.

Comic books depicting a crime are illegal. Funny since we have a few ties with comic books. Wolverine is Canadian and Superman was invented in by a Canuck.

Prostitution is legal in Canada, but buying a prostitute's services is illegal. (now that's confusing)

It is illegal to carry a product designed for personal protection against a human attack, according to the Criminal Code.

Cannabis is legal in Canada.

The drinking age in Canada is 19 years old in most provinces and 18 years old in Quebec, Alberta, and Manitoba

Read other weird laws from around the world

Canada Facts Our #1s

The Trans Canada Highway #1 is the longest highway in the world at 243,977 kilometers – 151,600 miles

Canada has the highest tides in the world at the Bay of Fundy. Located between Nova Scotia and New Brunswick, this body of water moves 100 billion tons of water through its tides twice daily.

Canada has the longest freshwater beach in the world – Wasaga Beach in Ontario.

Canada has the longest skating rink in the world (located in Winnipeg) and the world's largest skating rink (Ottawa's Rideau Canal.)

Canada has the largest freshwater island in the world – Manitoulin Island in Ontario.

Canada shares the world's longest unprotected border with the United States.

Canada has the longest street in the world – Yonge Street in Ontario 1,896 km (1,178 mi) long. It originates in Toronto and goes due north to just shy of Lake Simcoe.

It has been taken off the Guinness Book of World Records, but my research wasn't able to find a street that was longer.

Canada has the longest coastline of any other country in the world. It totals 202,000 km long (125,566.691 miles) . It is bordered by the Pacific, Atlantic and Arctic Oceans.

The village of Alert in the Northwest Territories is the northernmost permanent settlement in the world. (my sister was stationed there while in the military in the 1990s!)

Canada has more lakes than the rest of the world combined with 20 percent of the world's freshwater.

Canada is home to two of the top 10 largest lakes in the world. Great Bear Lake and Great Slave Lake are both located in the Northwest Territories.

The oldest rocks on earth can be found in The Canadian Shield. The 4.28 billion-year-old rock that was discovered by geologists in 2001.

One-tenth of the world's forests are in Canada.

Three of the largest islands in the world are located within Canada – Baffin Island, Victoria Island, and Ellesmere Island

About Canada

Canada is located in the northern hemisphere and is part of North America. It is north of the United States.

The Population of Canada is 37.06 Million people.

Most people live within 200km from the border of the United States. And most of the population lives in urban centres.

Much of the country is uninhabited with only 3.7 people per square km. (for reference the United States has approximately 35 people per square km.)

Canada is a huge country. In fact Canada is the second-largest country in the world. (Russia is the largest)

Canada's area is 9.985 million km² (6.204 million miles²)

It has 10 provinces and 3 Territories. Canada dies not have states.

Canada's Capital City is Ottawa

Canada's Prime Minister is Justin Trudeau

Canada's Largest City is Toronto

Canada's Official Phone Number – 1-800-O-Canada

Our National Animal is the Beaver

Canadian Life Expectancy – the average life expectancy  is 81 years old

Official Languages – French and English

Canada has two official languages. The province of Quebec is the main French-speaking province, but New Brunswick also has a large Francophone population.

Canada is cold

We are cold, but we aren't the coldest country in the world. Antarctica, Russia, and Greenland are colder.

The lowest recorded temperature in Canada was in Snag, Yukon Territories at -63C

The coldest temperatures Dave and I have faced were -43C somewhere on the Hudson Bay in Northern Manitoba.

Canadians keep warm by wearing Tuques. (Or Toques as it is spelled in English) that is what we call a winter hat.

Canada has more polar bears than anywhere in the world. We've seen about 10 in real life.

Famous Canadians

We have a lot of famous Canadians.

Unlike Australia and the UK, Canadians seem to keep it a secret save for a few patriotic Canadians like Drake, Mike Meyers, and Ryan Reynolds.

But if you were ever wondering what other Canadians are out there in the Entertainment world that are famous, here are a few of our favourites.

Marvel has several famous Canadians – Evangeline Lily (Ant Man and the Wasp), Ryan Reynolds (Deadpool), Ellen Page (X-men), Cobie Smulders (The Avengers), Rachel McAdams (Dr. Strange)

Music: Drake, Justin Beiber, Michael Buble, Shawn Mendes, Alanis Morisette, Avril Lavine, Sarah Mclachlan, Rush, Neil Young, Celine Dion, Shania Twain, Rush, Barenaked Ladies, Brian Adams, Leonard Cohen, Michael Bublé, The Weekend, The Guess Who.

Actors: Keanu Reeves, Ryan Gosling, Jason Priestley, Ryan Reynolds, Ellen Page, Rachel McAdams, Donald and Kieffer Sutherland, Christopher Plumber, Joshua Jackson, Eugene Levy.

Actresses: Sandra Oh, Anna Paquin, Evangeline Lily, Cobie Smulders, Rachel McAdams, Pamela Anderson

Comedians: Seth Rogan, Jim Carey, Mike Meyers, Lorne Michaels, Howie Mandel, Martin Short, Dan Akroyd, Will Arnet. Catherine Ohara, Lorne Michaels, Samantha Bee,

Interesting Canadian Facts

Canada has the only walled city in North America – Speaking of Quebec, Did you know that Quebec City is the only city in North America that is a walled city. Sure there are walled cities all around the world, but Quebec is North America's numero uno.

Canada uses the British English system meaning we spell things like Color with a “u” Colour, and our theaters and Meters are spelled “re” – theatre, metre

We are on the metric system but most people understand a lot of the imperial system of measurement and weight.

Canadian Bank Notes have brail on them for the blind. (I thought everyone had braille on money, but only a few other countries do.)

Canadian Achievements

Superman – Canadian Joe Shuster co-created Superman with Jerry Siegel. The Daily Planet is actually based on the Toronto Star and Metropolis was modeled after Toronto.

Basketball was invented by Canadian,  Dr. James Naismith who in 1891 defined 13 rules of the game that while teaching at a local YMCA in Springfield, Massachusetts

IMAX was invented by Graeme Ferguson, Roman Kroitor and Robert Kerr in 1967. Three Canadian filmmakers.

Insulin was discovered by doctor Frederick Banting in 19921 at the University of Toronto. It was developed further by him, Charles Best, Bertram Collip and John Mcleod.

Snowblower – It makes sense that the snowblower was invented by a Canadian. Arthur Sicard made shoveling snow easier in 1927.

Telephone – While Alexander Graham Bell wasn't officially Canadian, he spent most of his time between Brantford Ontario, Boston Massachusetts, and Baddeck Nova Scotia and much of his work was done at his workshop in Brantford and then later in life in Baddeck.

Interesting Facts and Symbols of Canada

The national animal of Canada is the Beaver – It became the national symbol in 1975.

It seems like a strange choice, but the beaver played a large role in building the nation. The country was built on the fur trade and the beaver was in high demand for its pelt.

So in exchange for nearly hunting them to extinction, we put them on our nickel as a thank you.

Maple Leaf – The maple leaf is definitely identified with our country.

It is prominent on our Canadian Flag, our most notoriously losing hockey team is called the Maple Leafs, the maple leaf is on our penny, and many Canadians used to sew the Maple Leaf on their backpacks.

Canada's National Sports are hokey and lacrosse

We love hockey so much that it is naturally one of our national sports. But not many people know of Lacrosse. Lacrosse is our country's oldest sport and has its roots in the indigenous community.

• Check out this Travel Guide at Breathe Dream go for tours and information.

Food And Drink of Canada

Canada doesn't have much of a food identity. I would say what gives u our identity is that we have a very multicultural palette.

One night we will eat Italian, then we'll order in Thai or Korean and others we'll be dining on Ethiopian or Indian.

Canada is one of the most multicultural countries in the world and Toronto is often considered the most multicultural city on earth!

But there are a few things that set Canadian food apart.

Canada's National Drink is the Ceasar – It's like a Bloody Mary, but instead of tomato juice, we use Clamato Juice (A mixture of Clam Juice and Tomato Juice)

Canadians eat more Mac and Cheese than anyone else in the world. But we call it Kraft Dinner.

Poutine really is a thing. And take it from us, it's the best hangover food out there. Harvey's (a burger chain that is delicious on up here) serves great poutine and it's vegetarian! Poutine consists of french fries and cheese curds melted in gravy.

Canadian Statistics

Canada is the Most Educated Country in the World

When doing research for this article, I learned that Canadians are the most educated country in the world. Who knew?

I feel really proud of this fact. More than 50% of the population has a post-secondary education.

Plus, the country has a 99% literacy rate. Not bad, but there are plenty of countries that have a 100% literacy rate, so we have some room for improvement.

Oil Reserves – Can you believe we rank third in oil reserves only after Saudi Arabia and Venezuela.

Canada is one of the largest producers of uranium anywhere in the world.

Uranium is used for nuclear power.

• Interesting fact: One kilogram of uranium can produce as much energy as 1500 tons of coal

Canadian National Parks

The first national park in Canada was Banff National Park established in 1885. Three years after the first National Park in the world was established in the United States (Yellowstone National Park)

The country's national parks are massive and 30 national parks in the country are larger than many countries!

Wood Buffalo National Park is the second-largest national park on earth. Located between Alberta and the Northwest Territories it was established to allow the Wood Bison to roam freely.

And that is some of our favourite fun facts of the day.

I'll be updating this post as we learn more. If you have any interesting facts about Canada, we'd love to hear it!

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